October 23, 4004 BCE: God separates the Earth and the Heavens

Diary of God, Day One:

Called one bit the Earth and one bit the Heavens, but they kept mixing together so eventually I had to physically separate them. It’s not ideal, but it’ll do until I think of something better.

Also, the Earth was so heavy, I think I pulled a muscle in my back moving it. Never creating anything that heavy again. Might go for a swim tomorrow.

The Creation - Bible Historiale (c.1411), vol.1, f.3 - BL Royal MS 19 D III.jpg
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As mentioned in:

What If God Smoked Cannabis? — Bob Rivers

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