“Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble” by P.J. and Duncan

I’m Ant – I’m Declan – a duo, a twosome,
So many lyrics, we’re frightened to use ’em!
So many lyrics we keep ’em in stores,
We’ve even got ’em coming out of our pores!

Apparently, the pairs’ fears of their lyrics did in fact overwhelm them, if the rest of this song is anything to go by: it’s repetitive in the worst way, with the same few words used over and over, without the blessings of wit and brevity that made, for example, the Dead Kennedys’ “I Like Short Songs” a classic. Then again, one can only expect so much from graduates of “Britain’s Got Talent” (apparently the full name of the show continues “Hidden Safely Away”).