“I ain’t the worst that you seen” has got to be one of the world’s worst ever pick up lines. I mean, what were your rejected lines? “Just lower your standards some, baby”? “I’m a really good lay, honest”?
Seriously, dude, you’re David Lee Fucking-Roth. You shouldn’t need a pick up line beyond “Hey, it’s me.” (At least, not in 1984.)