“A-Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo
Tutti Frutti, all over rootie”
Okay, I’ll cop to shooting fish in a barrel with this one, but seriously, this song defies rational – or even irrational – analysis. Even after digging into its origins over on Wikipedia, I am still left with only two words that can accurately sum up my reaction to this song:
What the?