Keep her down, boiling water,
Keep her down, what a lovely daughter.
Oh, she is not born like other girls,
But I know how to conceive her.
Umm, this may come as a shock to you, but I suspect you’ll find that knowing how to conceive her isn’t that unusual. I mean, they teach that in high school. (Sure, they’re a little vague about the mechanics, but still.)
And while we’re on the subject, if she has, as you imply, already been born, surely the need for conception is now passed?
