“Humpty Dumpty”

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again!

Okay, I’m less sure about the king’s men, but I think it’s fairly obvious why the horses weren’t much chop at egg reassembly. I mean, that’s a job for someone with fingers.

(Did you know that horses also dance terribly? Every single one of them has two left feet.)

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