“Jump” by Van Halen

Well can’t you see me standing here,
I’ve got my back against the record machine
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean?

“I ain’t the worst that you seen” has got to be one of the world’s worst ever pick up lines. I mean, what were your rejected lines? “Just lower your standards some, baby”? “I’m a really good lay, honest”?

Seriously, dude, you’re David Lee Fucking-Roth. You shouldn’t need a pick up line beyond “Hey, it’s me.” (At least, not in 1984.)

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