Girl, you’re every woman in the world to me
You’re my fantasy, you’re my reality
I know what he’s trying to say, but really – every woman? So your darling girl, in addition to being whatever attractive and lovely traits that you’re trying to say she possesses, Frankenstein-style, also has all the other traits of these and other women?
Because every woman in the world includes, among others, Margaret Thatcher, Aileen Wuornos, Ann Coulter and an assortment of baby-murderers, crack whores, cannibals and suicide bombers.
And that’s just the reality part. Don’t get me started about some of the women that fantasy includes…