And I never will go to Singapore
The people there will cut your hair
In Singapore
Two points, boys:
First, I don’t know what things were like in Little River back in the early Eighties, but there are people who will cut your hair in most places. You have to pay them, too, the greedy bastards.
Second, where else exactly would you expect someone in Singapore to cut your hair – or do anything else, for that matter – if not Singapore?