Girl you’ve got control of me,
Cos I’m so dizzy I can’t see
I need to call a doctor for some help
A popular song this, also covered by the disco maniacs of Boney M and the comedy team of The Wonder Stuff with Vic Reeves. But look, guys, I have to ask you: if this girl is provoking such extreme physical symptoms in you, is it possible that dating her might be more dangerous than it’s worth? I mean seriously, it sounds like she’s Infectious Lass or something.