VII: Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

1. ‘Adultery’ for unmarried people shall not be construed to include any of the following:
   1. Kissing
   2. Heavy petting
   3. Oral sex
   4. Use of pornography
   5. Participation in pornography
   6. Exchanging of favours where sex is one of the favours
2. ‘Adultery’ for married people shall not be construed to include any of the following:
   1. If you plan to divorce your spouse and have told them so
   2. If you plan to divorce your spouse and have not told them so
   3. If you no longer love your spouse (whether or not you’ve told them so)
   4. If the person you’re committing adultery with is really hot