“Me Myself I” by Joan Armatrading

I wanna be by myself
I came in this world alone
Me myself I


I can’t be the only one who finds this hard to believe. However, if her lyrics are to be believed, no other humans were present on December 9, 1950, when Joan Aramtrading spontaneously generated as a fully formed human being. Nonetheless, as unlikely as it may seem, there were no witnesses to this strangest of all instances of parthenogenesis.

Either that, or it’s something she tells people so that they’ll leave her alone…

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