Crack that whip!
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along:
You must whip it!
Although this song is filled with good advice about dealing with problems, it should be noted that:
- stepping on cracks is a highly unreliable method of breaking anyone’s mother’s back;
And - breaking your mother’s back is in no way going to alleviate the severity of or decrease the number of the problems you currently face.
