“Hey Ya” by Outkast

Now all Beyoncé’s and Lucy Liu’s
And baby dolls, get on the floor

Let me get this straight. You’ve just spent the whole song declaring your faithfulness and monogamy-wanting, and now you want nothing more than a dancefloor filled with assorted other chicks? I mean, sure, one of them, I assume, is the girl you’ve spent the whole song singing to, but I have to ask – along with your supposed intended, no doubt – who the hell are all these other skanks?

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