If you think it’s easy doin’ one night stands
Try playin’ in a rock roll band.
I gotta say, Bon old man, that if you are finding it hard to do one night stands, I think you’re doing it wrong…
I mean, sure, it ain’t pretty being easy, but you were the lead singer of one of the world’s most popular bands – if you didn’t have much luck with the ladies, I can only assume it was your own fault.